2008/01/15
I've been talking to this guy for like a couple of minutes, then I'm sorta explaining the situation, talking for quite some time. All this time he seemed to be listening very carefully, staring at me with this "I hear you, mate" look and muttering only something in the lines of "Uh-uh, um, uh". As I'm finally through with my tirade, he goes:
— What do you mean?
I swear, at this point I'm very ready to smack the ever-living crap out of his childishly-innocent looking face.
What the hell was I laying myself out for just a moment ago?! Were you not listening, shithead?
Why did you ask the question and pretend to be listening carefully in the first place, whilst thinking about your own stuff?
I've got more things to do in this world besides wasting my time on the likes of you, duh!
Ranting never gets too old 
